glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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