Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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