Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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