ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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