I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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