I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize
