Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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