ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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