ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
So gin and wine won't be happening again
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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