its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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