as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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