I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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