We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Mom said you looked used
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Randomize
