if i can run in heels then i can drive
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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