I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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