Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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