she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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