Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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