Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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