You work out of a Hotel?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
