You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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