I want to stick my p in your. b.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize