The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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