Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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