just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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