They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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