youre lurking in front of me
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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