Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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