They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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