i just google imaged poop.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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