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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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