mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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