is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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