I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We have so much sex to catch up on
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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