their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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