I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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