I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Please don't give away my fajitas
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