I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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