Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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