Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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