At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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