I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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