You work out of a Hotel?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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