Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
