Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Randomize