I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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