I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
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