You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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