Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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