guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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