3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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