i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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