I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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