I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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