dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Of course I have a pirate flag
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
