Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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