Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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