Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I think people are normalizing furries
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
