also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize