You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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