Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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